radcanine:

Tell me a bedtime story

radcanine:

Tell me a bedtime story

I missed my sisters so much I’m so happy to be living with them again

lorquito:

Imagine spiderman but the web come outta his ass

chepibola:

when my mum scolds me

image

samagotchi:

when u accidentally click a link so u dont release the mouse and kind of slowly drag away from the link. threat avoided. citizens safe. for now.

tramampoline:

rendigo:

tramampoline:

megamissingno:

plightofthevalkyries:

amischiefofmice:

PRAISE BE

When I worked at a fast food restaurant, I did a social experiment.
One day, I asked “do you want a girl toy or a boy toy?” No one went against gender roles.
The next day, it was “do you want a doll toy or a car toy?” Boys got dolls. Girls got cars.
Vocabulary is important.

you understand that though this seems to be a good sign it is likely the result of bronies coming to this establishment and ordering happy meals so they could get a mlp toy and then getting offended when it was called a “girl toy” and possibly bullying the employees given the behavior of bronies
obviously the change in itself is good but given the particular toys in question i am not convinced that this came about due to a desire for children’s toys to be non-gendered and that it is instead the result of the bizarre machismo belonging to the cult of the cartoon horse

i wish this change was universal because like gendered toys being ludicrous aside i always hated saying the phrase “boy toy” out loud and would never wish it on another humanin this case it’s totally just bronies tho

actually, this was totally all thanks to a teenage girl! 

nice!!! now i feel better about the world

tramampoline:

rendigo:

tramampoline:

megamissingno:

plightofthevalkyries:

amischiefofmice:

PRAISE BE

When I worked at a fast food restaurant, I did a social experiment.

One day, I asked “do you want a girl toy or a boy toy?” No one went against gender roles.

The next day, it was “do you want a doll toy or a car toy?” Boys got dolls. Girls got cars.

Vocabulary is important.

you understand that though this seems to be a good sign it is likely the result of bronies coming to this establishment and ordering happy meals so they could get a mlp toy and then getting offended when it was called a “girl toy” and possibly bullying the employees given the behavior of bronies

obviously the change in itself is good but given the particular toys in question i am not convinced that this came about due to a desire for children’s toys to be non-gendered and that it is instead the result of the bizarre machismo belonging to the cult of the cartoon horse

i wish this change was universal because like gendered toys being ludicrous aside i always hated saying the phrase “boy toy” out loud and would never wish it on another human

in this case it’s totally just bronies tho

actually, this was totally all thanks to a teenage girl! 

nice!!! now i feel better about the world

effington:

painsofbeingperf:

pornogrinder1:

dakotaangel:

Uli by Paky RJ on Flickr.

 this is vulturesintrees

ive been thinking about this middle cat pic for days

Jesus

first day of work is done

it wasn’t bad at all, everyone is really nice and the work isn’t hard it’s just busy work really

i convinced my boss to let me do an organization project that is desperately needed because that place is so unorganized it hurts me

False alarm I found the power button and reset it and (I think) everything’s fine

The scanner I’m working with says it’s jammed even though I pulled out the jammed paper at it should be fine and I’m all alone on this floor of the other building and I don’t know anyone because it’s my first day god damn it

Thoughts from the first 10 minutes of my new job:

I don’t think my boss realizes she can’t just give me a desk and office supplies and expect me to know what to do, she actually has to train me

There are accounting memes hung up in the walls printed out from memegenerator

My boss is the type of person that gets excited over pencils with really good erasers

There’s a stain on my pants is didn’t notice this morning that’s not super noticeable but still there

Having a cubicle is weird

tomorrow is the first day of my new job and my dad is soooooo excited for me and keeps saying things like, “maybe this’ll turn into a career for you” and, “before you know it you’ll be running that place”

and i don’t know how to tell him i think of this purely as a summer/college job that i’m doing solely for the paycheck and i have absolutely no interest in ever having a career in the insurance business

God every time I mention that I’m going to be working in a “business casual” environment and I don’t have enough clothes that are appropriate people are just like, “oh buy new clothes”

I don’t have money that’s the point of the job!!!! My godmother was like, “well you can save them for when you start working full time in an office after the internship” in what universe do I want to work full time in an office

haruprince:

pissfreak:

pissfreak:

LOOK AT THIS CHICKEN GO

do u know how much of my dashboard is notes from this post at all hours of the day. do u know how many times every day i see someone reblog it and add “nyoom” to the caption. this is my personal hell. what did i do to deserve this

nyoom

haruprince:

pissfreak:

pissfreak:

LOOK AT THIS CHICKEN GO

do u know how much of my dashboard is notes from this post at all hours of the day. do u know how many times every day i see someone reblog it and add “nyoom” to the caption. this is my personal hell. what did i do to deserve this

nyoom