• Me: oh thats cute
  • *checks price tag*
  • Me: no its not

God having short hair that I can’t do anything with but wear down makes me really fucking hate the wind

dannerzz:

okay josh

shreksforthememories:

welcometothe1jungle:

Ken Doll Prison Shank, taken off a prisoner in a London Metropolitan Police station in 2013.

shreksforthememories:

welcometothe1jungle:

Ken Doll Prison Shank, taken off a prisoner in a London Metropolitan Police station in 2013.

If you’re a college professor and you don’t cc everyone when you mass email your students: I don’t like you

If you’re a college student and you reply all when you email back a professor: I loathe you

so i’m pretty sure i lost my debit card but it expires in less than a month and i have my credit card so i’m just gonna…not do anything about it

beyonceish:

today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit 

ohlittlerachel:

"Fuckers, don’t laugh! You motherfuckers."

I’LL GO FOR YOU!!!!

okay come to connecticut may 30th it’ll be great

netlfix:

Not really feelin this whole school college work until I die thing

i got summoned for jury duty are you shitting me

forestcpu:

the only flag i pledge allegiance to

forestcpu:

the only flag i pledge allegiance to

"Since her death in 1979, the woman who discovered what the universe is made of has not so much as received a memorial plaque. Her newspaper obituaries do not mention her greatest discovery. […] Every high school student knows that Isaac Newton discovered gravity, that Charles Darwin discovered evolution, and that Albert Einstein discovered the relativity of time. But when it comes to the composition of our universe, the textbooks simply say that the most abundant atom in the universe is hydrogen. And no one ever wonders how we know."
Jeremy Knowles, discussing the complete lack of recognition Cecilia Payne gets, even today, for her revolutionary discovery. (via alliterate)