In other news,

Deadliest Catch is back and I totally didn’t even realize

so that’ll probably be a thing again

except Tuesday nights I’m at my grandmother’s house

so I guess I’ll have to watch it with her and my mother which could be interesting

I missed the first episode though, but I’m sure they’ll play it on Tuesday

I considered watching After the Catch but then Elliott was there and noooope

• I’m not even invested in this show anymore
• I just don’t really care
• This weekend I have to go back and do a bunch of caps and I’m going to hate it
• But I’ll feel super bad if I don’t so I will
• Maybe it’s just because I missed an episode
• Okay so Keith just kind of set a bunch of stuff where I think Junior was before? and he’s getting good numbers so yay Keith!
• Okay so Keith is a lot in debt? How? He’s been on the show for like the entire run and he always has decent seasons?
• I dunno
• I’m annoyed I missed the end of the Northwestern and the Time Bandit’s seasons
• Okay I stopped paying attention again but Junior isn’t doing well all the sudden?
• Whoops
• That sucks
• I don’t think I’m going to watch After the Catch
• I’ll watch all of them at once one day on Netflix or something
• I’m sleeeeeepy
• Stopped paying attention again whoops
• This is a weird last episode
• I’m digging this song
• This is the last episode last, right?
• I like Junior’s attitude in general
• What the fuck is Jake Harris drinking

• Keith what are you doing?
• Candy bars?
• Is this one of those commercial things?
• Oh okay

• Is this the last episode of the season?
• shit
• Am I going to see the Harris boy reunion now?
• Jake get your shit togetherrr
• That’s a really nice cabin
• I really want the Harris boys to get their shit together, but I honestly don’t have too much hope
• My stupid neighbors are lighting fireworks again and my dog is freaking out
• OH NO they’re going to show Jake Anderson’s dad stuff and they just announced they found his remains today fuck
• It’s really weird to me that Jake Anderson brought like cameras and stuff into such a personal part of his life
• I’m really uncomfortable
• This is so personal why are you sharing this

OKAY HERE I AM I MISSED HALF THE EPISODE WHOOPS

• From what I gathered, Junior is doing super well but not setting back? 
• Keith is doing something but I don’t really know
• Junior is going north or something? 
• I don’t like missing things. I missed an entire episode
• Okay so Wild Bill is at home? He is finished with his season? 
• IS HE GOING TO FIRE RAINWATER YES PLEASE
• I’m so excited
• Zach is just going to casually eat his cereal but you know inside he is fucking STOKED
• I’m really surprised how calm Wild Bill is, I thought he was going to freak out
• Oh but of course Rainwater is going to continue to be a bitch
• DO NOT GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHASE I SWEAR TO GOD
• Yes good
• Okay so Cali told me Elliott quit? Who is running the boat? I DON’T CARE ABOUT ELLIOTT’S PERSONAL LIFE PLEASE STOP
• His kids are cute of course
• but I just do. not. care
• She seems nice I guess
• but still don’t care
• Good, ask him to leave
• don’t argue in front of your kids
• HE DIDN’T EVEN PROPERLY SAY GOODBYE TO HIS KIDS
• Stoooooooop

Ugh, not a good part of me to start the episode

there is an After the Catch but I don’t really care?

I feel so bad that I’ve been shitty at keeping up with FYDC

I just got home from having a -wait for it- social life

*gasp*

But I missed last weeks DC episode that I was going to watch at 8 but I forgot it was Tuesday

and so I’ll buy it off iTunes and cap it and stuff

but I can’t tomorrow because I have -wait for it- more plans for a social life! I’m shocked too

and then Thursday I have EVEN MORE PLANS and Friday I think I’m going to the beach?

so I won’t be able to work on FYDC until like MAYBE Saturday

I don’t know what my mom is doing

IT’S AMERICA’S GOT TALENT

SHE TURNED OFF DEADLIEST CATCH IN FAVOR OF AMERICA’S GOT TALENT

• Oh wow they are just now showing the Wizard getting out of the harbor
• They got much better at balancing the boats I’m very happy
• So the Wizard is not going very far in the ice
• like, full throttle not moving at all
• They’re not even away from the dock
• Lenny, hahaha citing witnesses
• Lenny doesn’t want to talk to the camera either
• Lynn is that you!? Nice goatee weirdo
• Oooohh, Keith is not happy with Lenny
• come on, Keith
• it’s Lenny
• And Keith is stuck in the harbor. That sucks
• Oh wait, they are going to use the crane to break some ice?
• Interesting…
• It worked a bit! I’m not sure if it’s going to last…
• oh it did I guess! They seem happy so I guess it worked

God, I’m so tired and I still have another hour

I have a Biology test tomorrow and I haven’t studied at all

My mom just changed the channel??? Maybe I’m not going to watch the new episode after all…

THERE IS A BIRD ON THE NORTHWESTERN OH MY GOD

Those little commercial things are so good I love them

• Okay so the Northwestern is racing against the ice again
• And Jake Harris is sleeping of course good lord
• Get up lazy God he passed out in his raingear
• They are editing this to make Jake Harris look awful. They are giving him no redeeming moments it’s obvious he gets along with everyone and they are just ribbing him and whatever but they are editing it to make him look
• “I’d like to file a missing person’s report” GOd I love Edgar 
• Okay I guess Jake is being a little bit of an asshole nevermind
• Is he listening to his iPod?
• I just really want Jake to succeed you know? I think I say this every episode
• I just wish he was with like Freddie or someone he knows well
• Not Josh because they just bicker and it pisses me off
• Okay so they’re showing a break which is rarely done so…
• Okay Jake isn’t eating with them. He’s just having a hard time but he is banking so hard that the Cornelia is going to be coming back next year and I just don’t know if it will
• I just don’t want him to burn any bridges
• OKay, Seabrooke
• Why is Kyle on the crane? I thought he was a greenhorn? He is. Why the hell is a greenhorn on the crane??
• That’s really weird I don’t understand that decision
• But I guess he is doing well so okay
• Oh nevermind he just dropped a pot
• That’s scary to be in control of that. 
• You could kill one of your friends
• “Epic offload” what the fuck does that mean, Mike Rowe?

• Okay the Seabrook who, now that we’ve seen much less of this boat, I’m much happier to see
• KADO THAT’S RIGHT!
• 3 new deckhands, right. Hmm. I hope Kado does well
• And lots of engine repairs, of course! I don’t even remember what happened the second time but it seems to be fixed
• I did not know that Kado’s first name was Kevin
• They’re not even at St. Paul they’re all the way back in Dutch
• Time Bandit! I don’t remember how they’re season has been going
• but there’s no ice so that’s a good sign at least
• and they have a new coiler which is also good news
• And that is a really nice pot, so the Time Bandit is doing just fine
• That sucks so bad that they can’t set back on those pots because of the ice
• So the way the set this up with Josh up on the stack I feel like something is going to happen?
• Or not. They set that up really dramatically
• Oh and there is the ice
• SEALS!
• Josh is getting lots of love from the Time Bandit boys

• Okay the Wizard is offloading but the harbor is icy and everything
• And the Northwestern is offloading? Did I miss the end of Edgar’s string while I was chasing Winston around? Or did the just not show it?
• I’m really bummed I missed After the Catch last week because I would have liked to see them talk about Edgar’s string
• Wait, when did Monte get back on the boat? Did I just forget?
• Whatever, I’m glad he is because him and Keith both working on maneuvering the boat though the ice seems to be working well
• One of the rare times when Keith and Monte work together super well and aren’t arguing or anything
• I forget how big the Wizard is until I see her with no pots on
• That is a massive deck
• Oh yeah, I forgot about their greenhorn
• I don’t get why they don’t have some kind of ‘ice boat’ that just drives around in the harbor keeping the ice from forming too solidly
• And so now it’s the Northwestern’s turn to fight through the ice
• I don’t get why he’s worried about Jake Harris in this specific situation? Like I get that he’s had some issues and whatever
• but how is that related to the ice??
• I think they are just trying to shoehorn Jake’s struggle in as much as they can
• which is pretty shitty
• Again, kind of bummed I missed After the Catch last week
• GOd lok at all that paint coming off
• I’m a little confused about their process right now and I wish I had one of those fancy diagrams narrated by Mike Rowe
• “Only boat to ever back out of St. Paul harbor” yeah I don’t doubt that
• Did he just call the boat “dirty dog”? Interesting, Sig
• And there we go, “good girl” he congratulates the boat

• Okay so at the end of the last episode Sig let Edgar drive the boat for a string
• and the intro shows them at the dock getting crushed by ice
• I missed this episode last week so it’s been two weeks since I watched so I don’t remember anything but the Northwestern
• I think the Time Bandit was hand coiling? And Lynn wasn’t doing well?
• Right Johnathan hurt his back so he might get off the boat? I missed part of what he was saying to Andy because I was feeding Goldie
• so he’s leaving? 
• Okay so I missed a bunch because my mom opened the door to let the dog outside and Winston ran out so I had to go catch him
• luckily the neighbor was mowing his lawn and a plane went overhead so he was so freaked out he didn’t run away from me
• anyway Wild Bill is fishing in the ice and it really sucks for him
• and Rainwater continues to be a little bitch. 
• It’s not even him and one crew member, it’s him and everyone
• Now he’s picking on Zach what did he even do!
• Zach wants nothing to do with him, my God just leave if you don’t like anyone

Okay so I missed a lot of that one

Johnathan left (after saying nice things to Josh Harris about his performance even though we haven’t seen like any of him on camera?)

There’s an After the Catch (I’m bummed I missed last weeks) but I’m not sure I can do 3 hours of DC tonight

(I will probably watch it)

I have to miss the first ten minutes or so though because I have to feed my dog and give her all her medicine