Charlie has been rolling around on the floor for about an hour now. she goes into some weird zen mode when she gets like this

but Winston got really excited because he thought she was ready to play because she was like sniffing at toys and actually like, moving (which is rare for her. she sleeps a lot even for a cat)

and so he ran over to her ready to play, he licked her face and she ran away from him

cats are so weird

I brought Winston out in the snow for like 2 minutes because it’s fucking cold

but I think the fresh air got to his head because he won’t stop running around like a lunatic

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louis is having a very intimate romantic affair with one of my polyester blankets and i am not exactly thrilled about it

Oh my God

Charlie loves to lick my fleece blanket. She sits there and purrs while she does it. She didn’t stop for ten minutes once it was one of the strangest things I’ve ever witnessed

and then there’s Winston with his really problematic foot fetish

Winston just sneezed and I swear to God it sounded exactly like a kazoo

Winston is being an absolute terror tonight

Rachal prefers calling him a dickhead and I can’t say she’s wrong

She says he has creepy eyes and “there’s something definitely wrong with them” and I should take him to the vet

My asshole cat knocked over a brand new bag of cat food all over my bedroom floor

I went to CVS at 1:30 in the morning after an 8 hour shift for that you ungrateful asshole

AND THE SHOPPING BAG CONTAINING MY NEW BLACK JACKET

GOD DAMMIT CAT